Monday 26 February 2007

I saw today

I saw this t-shirt with the words "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go down under". I thought it was quite hilarious. Does it mean that bad girls go down on guys? I think it is a good treat to give a NSF boyfriend on his weekend. I had always thought that what will be bad is to go down on other guys while the bf is in camp or to totally refuse him any release when with you.

On another topic, how many of you have seen young (less than 30 years old) ang moh girls walking in Singapore braless? I have only seen the older ones do this, pushing prams around or looking like they are very lost tourists. I have heard that this is a very common practice during summer in more liberal countries such as Australia or the states. Singapore is in summer almost the whole year round, but you seldom see locals doing this. Maybe it will also become a common practice here one day, but I think I will be old and droopy by that time and you guys will not want to look at me then. Youth is short and I want to enjoy it while I can.

A reader asked me if I will stop my children from going braless when they grow up. I think that in another 20 years time, it will be so common that I will be ridiculous not to let them do this. A generation ago, who has heard of nipple stickers, g-strings, brazilian wax and baring the butt crack? Who knew that bikinis will replace the one-piece swimsuit as the most common swimming costume? It is all part of fashion these days.

Thursday 22 February 2007

Chinese New Year

Any girls reading this blog? I got some loot from CNY ang pow and maybe I will get either a dildo or vibrator. If I can get only one, which should I get?

Anyway.... how was your CNY? Mine was boring, until I went out with friends on the second night. Mum wanted me to look prim and proper during the CNY visitations and I was less comfortable than I am used to these days. You know what I mean right? The first day was the worst. The weather is always so hot during CNY and I was sleepy most of the time. Plus I didn't have many cousins so I was bored the whole day. I remembered only a distant relative (dunno husband or son of some aunt) who kept staring at my chest and made me feel relieved that I was wearing a bra. But anyway I had bought this top because it was loose and dark coloured enough that I should be fine even if I was free and easy.

Disappointed and feeling rebellious, I finally got my chance to go out without my bra on the second day. I was wearing my undies because I was at my relatives' place earlier. I went to friends' houses for visitation after dinner and I removed my bra the moment I stepped into the lift. It was easy while pulling down the top, which was like a tube, remove the bra and pull up the tube again and I've kept my bra even before the lift door opens again. No time for nipple stickers though. I walked around with very visible nipples until I reached a public toilet. Anyway it was already kind of dark and I don't think anybody saw.

I suppose I have my mum to thank for forcing me to wear a bra today because I ended up playing strip poker at my friend's house! I would have looked really wierd losing my top and not having anything inside. Hehe... The material of this tube is quite thin so I had to put on my bra again before I could knock on my friend's door (wore the bra in the lift again, this is fun :p) and so I looked quite proper when I joined them. They are friends from JC, and I'm closer to them than to my uni friends for some reason. Some of them left earlier and there were only 4 of us left and we played poker, 2 guys and 2 girls. One of the horny NS boys suggested upping the stakes and betting our clothing. But we agreed to strip only to our undies and I'm fine with that because it is like bikini and swimming trunks right?

To cut a long story short (I'm very long-winded at times), I'm not very good at cards and soon lost my top and jeans. That was after we slowly lost our tissue, earrings, watches, belts, that kind of stuff. The guys were stunned to see me pull off my red top and see my lacy black bra underneath. I told them I was wearing a matching g-string. One of them said he did not expect to see such exotic underwear. Hehe... It was a very pretty set, but I had not expected to show anybody. The guys lost some more of their clothing and I managed to keep my jeans for a while longer (maybe the visual feast they got helped) until one of them shyly stripped to his briefs. At the sight of the bulge in his briefs we laughed like crazy! He was quite embarrassed.

Now while we have gone to the beach in bikini and trunks, I have never seen him erected before! I suppose a lacy lingerie set looks a lot sexier than a bikini and he lost control. I know I was wet and did not want to risk staining my friend's bed so I sat with one foot under me to avoid touching my crotch to the bedsheets. I just wanted to be safe even though I was wearing something. Without any more clothing to lose, the game was coming to an end. The same guy who suggested strip poker asked if we wanted to play forfeit. That is, if we lose again, we have to do something that the winner says. With minimal clothing, you can imagine how hot the forfeits can get! The girl and I were less keen than the guys. It seems strange to be doing this with old friends that we have known for years. Otherwise we might have gone to the next stage.

What kind of forfeits have you played before? One reader emailed me his story of a nude massage with a girl and I'm still waiting for the last part to come in :p

Sunday 18 February 2007

Mum

If you are a horny reader hoping to bump into me one day in the MRT when I'm not wearing a bra, I have bad news for you. Mum is catching on to my new free-and-easy lifestyle. And she is not happy with it. And I'm not happy because she won't let me do this during CNY.

I usually wash my bras once a week and she noticed that she is not seeing a lot of my bras on the clotheslines these days. She is not buying my story of how I wear the same bra on 2 or 3 days because I'm not out of the house for long and I'm too lazy to keep changing and washing them. I do wear a bra in school, most days, just that I have to wear a top that can hide my boobs (some of my favourite tops can't), and I will sometimes put on the bra only when I reach campus and remove it before I leave. So sometimes one can last me 2 days. See I'm not lying! I do wear my sports bras too, for my gym sessions once or twice a week and I will wash them after that. But I don't usually wear them the whole day as they are too tight and uncomfortable.

To be frank, I'm not always so free and easy in school, not wanting to attract too much attention from people I have to face everyday. And I don't like to wear shapeless tops that downplay my breasts everyday. Most of my favourites need a bra inside so I don't look obscene. And I definitely wear bras when working on projects with guys. In fact I don't even wear miniskirts to school often for the same reason, just that I have more to write on my blog when I do. I'm not telling her about my blog of course, or the things that I can only tell you as Jenny. Maybe she will get used to all these after some time.

The thing is, Mum caught me coming home without a bra last Saturday so I had to confess to not wearing one "sometimes" when going out on weekends but I told her I always choose a suitable top that is not too revealing and wear nipple stickers and bring a jacket to cover up. I didn't bring a bra with me on Saturday, but I took all of the above precautions, fortunately, and she can't really see much.

She says that a big girl like me should know to feel shameful about not wearing a bra. What is the problem? It is not as if I'm topless! I'm still wearing a t-shirt, just that I'm not wearing a bra underneath. I'm not baring my boobs! There are only my parents at home with me and I don't think I need to be so modest when with my family. It is actually very common for girls of my generation to not wear a bra when at home, just a t-shirt will do. She is not too happy that I don't wear bras when at home but as long as I put one on when we have guests and when I go downstairs she keeps quiet about it. I don't mind not having the additional support. And as for when I'm going out.... well I think it is ok as long as I'm careful... I'm practically braless the whole weekend.

I'm not telling her this, but I already have guys staring at my chest even when I'm wearing a bra anyway and I'm used to it so let them stare when I'm not wearing one. It's all about comfort and a lifestyle choice. And I will usually either wear nipple stickers or bring a jacket, sometimes both. Most of the time I just choose a top that is safe to wear when going braless these days so I need not be so self-conscious, unlike the earlier days when I was showing off in white tops. You must be really lucky if you saw something you weren't supposed to. I still wear a bra inside when the top is really too thin or opening too big (risky!) or if it is white coloured.

I think she is not going to stop me as long as I take all these precautions. She didn't like me wearing g-strings, but now she closes one eye. Perhaps in time she will get used to this also. There are some benefits to not wearing a bra all the time. I told her about these, except for the last point:

1. It makes me behave in a more ladylike manner. I don't wave my hands around as much when I talk these days.
2. I don't feel itchy on hot days and scratch there, which is quite unsightly.
3. It is supposed to reduce the chances of getting breast cancer because toxins don't accumulate as much when the breasts are not trapped.
4. Spend less time and water on washing my bras.
5. Spend less money. Do you have any idea how expensive good bras are?
6. My boobs are more accessible. =P

Other than that, happy CNY to all my Chinese readers!